How to Reduce Baby Unemployment!

Its about time babies started pulling their weight in society, i made the device to help them do it.
Twitter: ididathing1
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  • Consider supporting me on Patreon so i dont have to work at McDonalds.

    I did a thingI did a thingVuosi sitten
    • is that small human your child?

    • His baby not cute

      Jack ClarkJack Clark3 kuukautta sitten
    • If you want patreon supporters I suggest not showing your nice huge house every video lol

      oriaaaneoriaaane3 kuukautta sitten
    • Macas

      IncognitoIncognito4 kuukautta sitten
    • Human baby's are retarded

      Jdvzbdj BszfJdvzbdj Bszf5 kuukautta sitten
  • So... what exactly do the other 10% of babies do??! 🧐

    Nethy 101Nethy 101Päivä sitten

    Mister.SlitherzMister.Slitherz2 päivää sitten
  • When I say I can’t read, I mean I can’t read. I read the title like “how to seduce a baby” in the tittle... had to look twice.

    Jada KhindriJada Khindri2 päivää sitten
  • 0:52 the life of a speed runner

  • How is the baby unemployment rate from 0-2 years 90%?

    The MblueThe Mblue2 päivää sitten
  • Today i learn child labour are needed and wood was so expensive because wood did not grow on tree

    hello how are youhello how are you3 päivää sitten
  • 1m subscribers

    Sad MachineSad Machine4 päivää sitten
  • @unknown_profile_0020 is my Instagram

    Prathibha RaniPrathibha Rani4 päivää sitten
  • “It never happens... maybe once?” What do you know I don’t, I need answers.

    aslı aydınlaraslı aydınlar6 päivää sitten
  • If humans are useless, then there's no need for human to be created.

    Alvin AliathosAlvin Aliathos7 päivää sitten
  • He’s both serious and just kiddi gat the same time

    Ryan RogersRyan Rogers8 päivää sitten
  • I don’t know if he’s ever addressed the baby in his videos as his own child, so I like to think he just took a baby from somewhere.

    SylveonicsSylveonics9 päivää sitten
    • I think it's his sister's child.

      Uncle JesusUncle Jesus7 päivää sitten
  • Sir that's two baby ducks

    Lizzie DavisLizzie Davis10 päivää sitten
  • 3:49 wait, what about the other 10 percent?

    buddeman27buddeman2710 päivää sitten
  • 3:57 wtf is that other 10 percent doing mate, and what are those 30% of 2-12 doing? I sure had no job then

    lilCrowletlilCrowlet11 päivää sitten
  • last of us music

    lil brownstainlil brownstain12 päivää sitten
  • Introvert AlexaIntrovert Alexa13 päivää sitten
    • ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵇᵃᵇʸ

      Introvert AlexaIntrovert Alexa13 päivää sitten
  • The people getting smarten and smarter part didn’t happen to everyone

    XentXent14 päivää sitten
  • Babies eat everything they meet Girl: Aww they’re so cute Baby: Sucks her into their stomach like kirby

    Nic CNic C15 päivää sitten
  • It’s called an abortion

    Nic CNic C15 päivää sitten
  • 6:54 the song is "the old man kasem remix"

    K1R1NK1R1N16 päivää sitten
  • Anyone else worried that a baby is using something that can chop a head off??

    Haydn DugganHaydn Duggan16 päivää sitten
  • It is so irresponsible that he made the baby do it! 😡 he committed child endangerment!!

    Meow CatMeow Cat16 päivää sitten
    • This was a joke btw

      Meow CatMeow Cat16 päivää sitten
  • Wait Wait what So 10% of 0-2 years babies work????

    Adrian KsiążekAdrian Książek19 päivää sitten
  • 4:09 that's Jean Piaget. Swiss child developmental psychologist. Cool dude. Defenitly not Andrei Pikler

    Rachel RaananRachel Raanan20 päivää sitten
  • If it's a gifted child just eat it to raise your iq

    Jack WackJack Wack20 päivää sitten
  • i feel kinda bad. im 16 and unemployed

    Twangy188Twangy18821 päivä sitten
    • get a job

      Daddy BismarckDaddy Bismarck4 päivää sitten
  • Is anyone going to talk about the 10% of babys under 2 that work!!!!!

    TaxidriverXDTaxidriverXD21 päivä sitten
  • wait 90%? does that mean 10% of babies have jobs?

    CJ AnimatesCJ Animates23 päivää sitten
  • Can you do more animal vids

    Vincent StremVincent Strem23 päivää sitten
  • There not useless!!! if you cook them long enough they taste better than when they were alive

    ZeppiaZeppia24 päivää sitten
  • Is this child labor

    A IA I24 päivää sitten
  • Child labor No. Baby labor No no not that. Cuteness labor Yes yes cuteness labor

    Fr33zyFr33zy25 päivää sitten
  • Wait who says they arent little drunk people

    the impostor boisthe impostor bois26 päivää sitten
  • that baby is so cute

    wr engineerwr engineer27 päivää sitten
  • We get it, you have snacks and I don’t

    The_dumbest KittyThe_dumbest Kitty28 päivää sitten
    • r/cursedcoments

      The_dumbest KittyThe_dumbest Kitty28 päivää sitten
  • Wait 10% of baby’s under the age of 2 have jobs

    better than my last channelbetter than my last channel28 päivää sitten
  • You know you can turn bismuth into gold right?

    John Wing-WesselsJohn Wing-Wessels29 päivää sitten
  • Instructions clear. Arrested for child labor. 10/10

    RyanExxRyanExxUukausi sitten
  • Your son is super cute! Makes me miss my son.

    Smoking ToughSmoking ToughUukausi sitten
  • Baby humans are so fucking hideous.

    DethmasheenDethmasheenUukausi sitten
  • I'm convinced the people disliking this video are the Australians liking it.

    brogle momentumbrogle momentumUukausi sitten
  • 2:06

    Mage 12365Mage 12365Uukausi sitten

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  • theres still some fucking issues with this idea. I work security but having a 2 year old as a buddy, even if he had trained with what you made there, he wouldn't be able to drive a car or shine a heavy flasklight at teenagers and yell loudly at them

    Kristian NissKristian NissUukausi sitten
  • he's supposed to be australian? where's his ciggies? Where's his VB long neck?

    Kristian NissKristian NissUukausi sitten
  • I wanna meet the 10% that are employed.

    jack pennjack pennUukausi sitten
  • I feel like this baby has been the same age for way too long

    Katie MarleKatie MarleUukausi sitten
  • india simulator

    visheshsuxvisheshsuxUukausi sitten
  • 2:15 ... day 200 of quarantine: I am uncomfortable. Please help

    Tyler SpinTyler SpinUukausi sitten
  • This is de Addams family movie

    Tr3s_ UnknownTr3s_ UnknownUukausi sitten
  • Haven’t seen a comment asking about that 10% of babies pulling a 9-5 job. What fucking excuse do you have?

    BruBruUukausi sitten
  • 0:00 wheel yes

    Skeleton with hatSkeleton with hatUukausi sitten
  • you just see a baby in the military in a warzone

    wolfie boi dudewolfie boi dudeUukausi sitten
  • I did a thing:babys are useless. also I did a thing:shows a baby do work I cant even do

    Everett HallEverett HallUukausi sitten
  • hold on, 10% of babies are not unemployed?

    Errorus the firstErrorus the firstUukausi sitten
  • Is that your kid

    why mewhy meUukausi sitten
  • You young Sir are out of your flipping mind!!! ........I'm a fan now. Lmao

    keyman1969keyman1969Uukausi sitten
  • Little does this baby know he's gonna be raised by feral cats, lizards and magpies.

    Foxy LovelaceFoxy LovelaceUukausi sitten
  • 3:12 no they are not

    FenekkeFenekkeUukausi sitten
  • As a Samoan I can verify that it is indeed true

    Lord MandyLord MandyUukausi sitten
  • Thank you Samoa!

    BlackSheep I.F.I.BlackSheep I.F.I.Uukausi sitten
  • i absolutely utterly despise babies

    super nilserinosuper nilserinoUukausi sitten
  • 1:45 I was surprised that the second to last skull was bigger than the modern one and then I realized it's just a neanderthal skull

    Yariel RoblesYariel RoblesUukausi sitten
  • Well, i'm waiting you guys to watch my newest video Lady and gentlemen, I present to you guys my funny video. Click now: " "

    Serai ResanaSerai ResanaUukausi sitten

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  • I still can't tell if this dude is the best brother ever or just a wholesome dad.

    Evil Paragon 4Evil Paragon 4Uukausi sitten
  • We need to enlist baby’s into world war 2

    zombiekilla369zombiekilla3692 kuukautta sitten
  • Funny...wonder what the remaining 10% of those babies are doing for work

    Archer DanArcher Dan2 kuukautta sitten
  • 3:54 then what is the other 10 percent?.....

    the real juice mundothe real juice mundo2 kuukautta sitten
  • Ok but baby aardvarks are way cuter than human babies

    vvidaevvidae2 kuukautta sitten
  • Your baby is in work force...! employed by FIstart 😂😂😂

    Kaushal SinghKaushal Singh2 kuukautta sitten
  • Are you the father of the baby?

    Chocolate Pie1819Chocolate Pie18192 kuukautta sitten
  • Those dang babys coming into our world, taking our jobs! It's outrageous!

    Emily BrentzEmily Brentz2 kuukautta sitten
  • What about the other 10 percent

    Logan FishManLogan FishMan2 kuukautta sitten
  • Wen you realize that a baby is better at making stuff then you are

    Jojo ManJojo Man2 kuukautta sitten
  • America in 5 words: *and killing eachother for oil*

    Collin RathbunCollin Rathbun2 kuukautta sitten
  • Duck in pool ?!?!?!?!?

    Duck Gamer man25Duck Gamer man252 kuukautta sitten
  • that was a picture of jean piaget

    NaitiryXxNaitiryXx2 kuukautta sitten
  • Isn't this called China

    NumberO'ShameNumberO'Shame2 kuukautta sitten
  • You should always wear the palmless gloves. Your nails hurt my eyes. Lol

    ShayRose FayShayRose Fay2 kuukautta sitten
  • Oh god. Babys are so ugly.

    FlowPlusNRGFlowPlusNRG2 kuukautta sitten
  • You can tell he is careful around his kid, he has socks on for once

    NFG UKNFG UK2 kuukautta sitten
  • Even if he claims He’s bad at building we all know he’s the best dancer

    Pharmer73Pharmer732 kuukautta sitten
  • I love it when he starts dancing

    Mason RodriguesMason Rodrigues2 kuukautta sitten
  • Um it wasn’t all the baby’s head it was actually women’s waist they use to be in the womb for a longer time but women’s waist got slimmer so

    Ken BakerKen Baker2 kuukautta sitten
  • 3:13 Oh no I'm sorry but I just can't agree with ya here... Pretty much any animal baby (including aardvark) is cuter than any human baby, but hey as long as parents find their own babies cute the evolution did a great job!! After all, my own mum was delusional enough to think I was cute enough to keep me from dying for 18 years (even though that aardvark is way cuter than me), which is really fortunate.

    Valeria VagapovaValeria Vagapova2 kuukautta sitten
  • How come human babies are not just completely useless, but also the ugliest of all? I would like to file a complaint please

    Valeria VagapovaValeria Vagapova2 kuukautta sitten
  • Why do exist, why do we multiply?! *This is what happens, when you buy cheap condoms.*

    David HovhannisyanDavid Hovhannisyan2 kuukautta sitten
  • 2x4 in america are 8 dollars for a 9 inch board and my school spends like 1.8k every time they buy boards this is american money btw

    USGC CHARCTER WARR benderUSGC CHARCTER WARR bender2 kuukautta sitten
  • That's the cutest baby ever.

    kaedin bauerkaedin bauer2 kuukautta sitten
  • Babies produce the foreskin that feed rabbi

    wiggleswiggles2 kuukautta sitten
  • Where the hell is samoa

    Noah BitzerNoah Bitzer2 kuukautta sitten
  • Fun fact: we were all useless once in our lives

    WOLFYWOLFY2 kuukautta sitten
  • I know there drunk looking and usless

    Safia HoogwerfSafia Hoogwerf2 kuukautta sitten
  • Great tutorial for teaching your children 'how to start their own pyramid scheme', and 'Climbing the corporate ladder for children' 😂I could stop thinking of business puns, sorry

    Joe SmiJoe Smi2 kuukautta sitten
  • babies are an investment you take care of them they take care of you in the long run

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  • I dad a thing

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  • daaaaamn those moves lookin fresh

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